Dear kayleigh,

Seinfeld in real life

The Seinfeld episode “The Calzone”, where Jerry dates that women who gets whatever she wants, and Kramer only puts on clothes that are straight out of the dryer. Elaine is going out with someone who using a dating loophole (Todd Gack)

(CC:Me…i think)

[I MAY or may not be watching too much Seinfeld hahhaha]

Dream

I was at a carnival/state fair, chilly evening. I was walking with Nicole and Stephanie. I started seeing a few people that I work with, around there.

We didn’t hang out or anything, just a “Hey! How are you?!” as we walked by. Nicole was playing one of those ‘throw the ring on the bottle’ games, so steph and I waited. Suddenly Boy K walks up.

“hey Cio!” He says, and I got startled. “Oh Hi, Boy K!”, He started talking about work but i interrupted him. “Boy K, I’m off the clock. Lets not talk about work”. Boy k said, “You’re right…” but didn’t leave. He ended up “hanging out” with us for a long while. Which I didn’t REALLY MIND. : )

We were all waiting in line for the ‘Tilt-a-whirl’ {which now that I think of it Stephanie shouldn’t have been riding ANYTHING lol} While we were waiting in line Boy B walks up. I said “Oh HI boy B!!” ::nervously::. Boy B says hello. “You remember Boy K from work?…” I continued. Boy B says “Yes I do. Yes.I.Do.”

All of a sudden, Stephanie starts laughing nervously {i think she could sense how awkward this was for me} Boy B starts walking away…Steph’s laughter turns into tears. She starts crying. The kind of crying that’s uncontrollable, and nearly not audible. {See also:Congo crying} From what I could hear she was saying something like “Omghe’sgoingtobesomadatyou…whatifhenevertalkstoyouagain”…etc etc…

Boy K looks over at Steph, and says to me, “um.Is she okay?” I looked at him and said “I ummm….IIII don’t really know?” ::shurg::, She wouldn’t stop crying. He said “umm, i’m going to go for a while…” As he walked away I thought in my head “ohh nooo! come back!!” A few moments later Boy B comes back by. He stops to talk to me. Steph,still crying, beings to say “seeeeeehewasmad…” I give her the ‘side eye’. Boy B {after 2 mins or so} says “um. is SHE okay??” I said. “umm. I don’t really know? She’s been crying for a while.” Boy B says “oh. I’m going to go for a while…” I said “No wait!” but he didn’t hear me.

I turn to Steph “OMG STOP CRYING!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER BE MARRIED!! GAH!!!” Naturally, it made her cry more, as though that were even possible. Nicole finally chimes in and says “um. She’d stop crying, if you stop YELLING.AT.HER” I gave Nicole the Squinny eye because she had no idea that IIIIII didn’t MAKE her cry in the first place.

I let out a big sigh and plopped myself on the steps on the Tilt-a-whirl. Suddenly, the Carnie guy says “Okay, Who’s Next?!”

That’s when I woke up.

thoughts?

I got my eyebrows waxed at the salon today. I figured I shouldn’t start the new year with untamed eye brows.
I feel like a new woman. 2012: the year for keeping up with hair maintenance…because I know all other resolutions will fail. lol

Dear Kayleigh,

why is it that I only get “hit on” by men old enough to be my grandfather?

#fail #ew

Dream within a dream….

{and i’m not talkin’ about the Princess Bride here!}

So last night, i’m in bed. Stephanie’s dog {Bella} and cat {Birdie}decided they were going to join me ( i was pet-sitting for Stephie)I fell asleep around 10:30 (CRAZY!)
in the middle of the night, I had dream. Involving a random dogsomehow getting inside my house, and wanting to also get up on the bedbut i said NO! and it got angry. It snarled a little but I wasn’t afraid of it at alli grab it by the snout and put it outside. I got back to bed. {there’s more to it than that,but i can’t remember now}I wake up from that dream around 3am, thinking omg what was THAT about?it seemed SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOO REAL

[ I got back to sleep.]

I had another dream…This time i’m walking and talking with Nicole and Steph, and a third person.Nicole says something like did so and so go over to your house?I said no? “Third person” said well they were suppose to go over and wake you up. I said I didn’t know about it. Steph said maybe they did, and they used your spare key to get in {creepy}I said you know that’s crazy because I had a dream that a dog came in my house….and I took it out…{basically telling them the first dream I had had. Verbatim} Nicole said well maybe it was them, and you didn’t know cause you were still sleeping
I said, but i kicked them out! {i still don’t know who “They” is}We come up to a crosswalk and a car honks…{ I wake up. It was my alarm}at this moment I realize that i was dreaming, and I told the girls about the dream I had first had #mindblown

A) WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THIS MEAN

B) Have you ever had a dream where you’re telling someone about the for real dream you just had??

C) i’m scared.

has this ever happened to you?

~~I’m baking~~ I just baked a cake for the first time in a while. First time baking anything in this new little place. The oven is SO TINY, and cute at the same time. Luckily my pan fit in there.

While I was baking, I decided to turn on some music {BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU BAKE}. I started dancing…{Christina Yang style}, it felt good. I realized I hadn’t done that in like 2 years. Having lived on the second floor really hindered that {i was too nice}. I think “Christina” was right, dancing relieves stress.

~~Maybe I should~~ I have every intention of doing that more often {with or without baking}

Miss you.